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Do not respond to voicemails or text messages. You need to distance yourself from her. Al, how appropriate or inappropriate is the tour material in terms of a yr-old? Thank you very much! I see every demographic in the audience at my live shows, from toddlers to geriatrics. Susan M of Tallahassee, FL asks: Of course, the video is available on iTunes in fact, it was the 1 best-selling music video for a couple months!

Ally of Ohio asks: Actually, when the animator Doug Bresler sent me his original animatic, the character in the video did in fact look a lot like me. Mike of Phoenix, AZ asks: I think I got Donny Osmond….

On the back page of the CD insert, you mention Nickelback in the credits. Can we ask what inspiration they provided you with? We ourselves are not beer-swilling hockey nuts, but we do know several, eh. At the last minute, I decided against recording the song for the album, but if you come to one of my live shows this summer, you may hear a snippet of it somewhere in the medley…. Cliff of Somewhere Around Detroit, Michigan asks: Al, you usually only have a couple of videos for each album.

It all began a couple years ago, when my record label suggested that I consider doing a DualDisc release. I decided early on that I wanted to do 5. John Turnbull of Kona, Hawaii asks: For the record, all of the photographs for the album were taken on April 22, by Michael Blackwell. Maria of Wilmington, IL asks: Do the letters on the license plate on the cover of your new CD stand for anything? Lizzi K of Chicago, IL asks: Hey Al, I was wondering whose dog that is on the cover of your new album?

Strangely enough, while the photographer was taking pictures of me in front of that Chevy Impala convertible, a young couple walked by with a pit bull. Anyway, we wound up liking that particular shot so much that it wound up as the cover image. There are a lot of great pictures in the package — the DualDisc comes with a page full-color booklet! Ed of Winter Garden, Florida asks: What was I thinking?

Thanks for setting me straight. Back when we thought the album was coming out in June, we were fully intending to have a tour starting in August. The plan at this point is for us to tour next summer — no matter what. Also, there are many that seem to be affiliated to no one particular band, but are genre parodies: Are these bands that you listen to, and so are a sort of tribute?

Or are they something else? I started out trying to write in the style of a particular group, but I got it so wrong that I just gave up and did it my own way instead. In the past, I never put the artists that I style-parodied in the Special Thanks section on my album, mostly because I wanted to see if fans could figure out what I was doing without being given any obvious hints. Yancy Gadzonski of Glendale, Wisconsin asks: I was very flattered, of course.

Kevin of Lexington, Ohio asks: I thought I had heard a rumor about the upcoming album being your last one. Is there any truth to this? Everyone wants to know. Come on, spill your guts! The only reason it went out of print is… are you ready for this? A few years ago, when all the assets of Scotti Bros. Erich Reinhardt of Hagersville, Ontario, Canada asks: Was that a performance that was shown on a local cable show, or was it at a local entertainment club where they shoot all of their performances?

And also, was the song for the performance pre-recorded, and then synched in to match your lips and accordion playing? Tim Sloane of Ijamsville, MD asks: Al, which of these purchasing methods should I use in order to make sure the most profit gets to you: Buying one of your albums on CD, or buying one of your albums on iTunes?

I am extremely grateful for your support, no matter which format you choose to legally obtain my music in, so you should do whatever makes the most sense for you personally. This is the one thing about my renegotiated record contract that never made much sense to me. It costs the label NOTHING for somebody to download an album no manufacturing costs, shipping, or really any overhead of any kind and yet the artist me winds up making less from it.

Bob Malaggese rhymes with crazy of Quakertown, PA asks: I saw the new pictures of you and Coolio. Does this mean that all is forgiven? Well, it appears that 10 years after the initial brouhaha, Coolio has decided to let bygones be bygones. The cameras started going off like crazy. Greg Osborne of Vista, CA asks: I had a great time.

Nothing like flying to Wells, Maine for a day! Of course, prime-time network TV reality shows being what they are, they only used a very small portion of what they shot.

In fact, the song that I wrote for the show was cut down considerably. Here are the full lyrics: How do you like your new polka room, Amandaaaaa?! Matt Ceccato of Norcross, GA asks: Some bits I wind up using as is, some bits I tweak a little, and some bits I re-write completely. For the question and answer stuff, sometimes I get the questions in advance, sometimes not — but the answers always come from me.

Is that really you on myspace. I am not on myspace. Every now and then I hear about someone on the Internet claiming to be me — and yet, sadly, they are not. When you sing songs, do you do the background vocals or the lead vocals first? I almost always record the lead vocals first. It was such a last minute addition to the album that I had no choice but to record all the instrument tracks and background vocals first, just to buy me some time to come up with the lyrics.

Garrett Fritzler of Denver, Colorado asks: First I want to say that I think the music you do is great, and even though I like the songs you make fun of, I love your versions even more.

But my question is, do you write all the stuff on this website? I know you write the feedbacks to the questions, but what about everything else? Pretty much everything else on the site is either written by him or me. Gary Derrick of Mustang, Oklahoma asks: I went to see Ben when he was in concert here in Los Angeles, and afterwards we were hanging out in his dressing room.

It was kind of surreal — my first appearance on the Tonight Show in 20 years, and there I was being a professional tambourine player! Well, needless to say, I had a blast, and I think the performance came off very well. Thomas Safayee of Hayward, California asks: These episodes were all Harry Potter parodies, and my character was a take-off on the sorting hat at the Hogwarts School. Why do you write dirty songs? They are NOT by me. All of my material is really pretty family friendly.

Ah, the delicious irony of it all…. Nolan Klinedinst of Reykjavik, Iceland asks: What is the model that you play in concert? Occasionally in concert I play a red Hohner midi accordion.

I heard that you were attacked my an angry mob of moths… what exactly happened? I was kind of surprised when the AP wire picked this up and it became a worldwide news story. Gee, maybe I should get attacked by bugs more often! What happened was, we were doing a concert at a state fair in DuQuoin, Ilinois when we basically found ourselves playing in the middle of a swarm of bugs.

When I rolled around on the floor at the end of the show, I found myself rolling over hundreds of mayflies. Judy of Independence, MO asks: I was a little confused and disoriented when I found out that it was actually honoring Elvis Presley and not Elvis Costello, as I had hoped … but I had a great time anyway.

Did you get to meet Don Knotts for the Johnny Bravo cartoon or did you just do voices at different times? I got to record my voice tracks along with Gary Owens, Tom Kenny and everybody else, though… and had a blast! Don Knotts apparently came in a couple weeks later to do his part. Dear Al, is September 25 the end of the tour for a while? Lee Martin of Austin, TX asks: What kind of morons do you have working for you?

Randy of Albuquerque, NM asks: Will it be available in the future? The bad news is, yes, that particular item has in fact gone out of print and will most likely remain in that condition for the rest of eternity.

The North American release will most likely be sometime in November. Amanda of Bend, OR asks: But when an interviewer asks me a direct question, I feel somewhat obligated to either give them a direct answer, or make a joke, or perhaps a little combination of both.

Greg Method of Cleveland, OH asks: I know you usually hate to change a song for a network broadcast performance. Nickelodeon did have a few specifications: Damien Pearse of Benalla, Victoria, Australia asks: Joshua Silvius of Chicago, IL asks: Jeff Nichols of Mattoon, IL asks: Well, from what I understand, an artist or band becomes eligible 25 years after the release of their first record. Mark Souder of St. Do you think you will ever go against Coolio on Celebrity Boxing?

Is that show still on the air? I think Joey Buttafuoco finally wound up fighting her. Those were dancers hired specifically for the occasion. A choreographer worked with them to develop a dance routine to perform while they lip-synched the background vocals. They did a phenomenal job, and we all had a great time. Chris Newsom of Springfield, Virginia asks: Did you voice your character on Celebrity Deathmatch? I did think that whoever was doing my voice did a pretty impressive imitation, though!

Gina of Alto, MI asks: Originally I was only intended to be in the body of the show, but the recording session went so well, the writers thought it would be a great idea for me to sing an extended version of the parody over the closing credits and of course, I did too! So they came up with some additional lyrics and I went back to the Fox lot several weeks later to record that as well.

For the last decade the Grammys have chosen to limit their nominees in the Comedy category to spoken word performances ie: Was that a real one, or was it a synthesizer? Normally we probably would have used a synthesizer, but it just so happened that there was an actual B3 organ lying around the Mad Dog Recording Studio, so we were able to get the actual authentic vintage sound. Jeannie of Tokyo, Japan asks: Bobbi Jordan of Boardman, OR asks: Will you identify for us the people on the cover of Poodle Hat?

The very pregnant woman with the sunglasses is my wife Suzanne. The guy in the surgical scrubs is my friend Joel Miller. Tracy Berna, one of the writers for the Weird Al Show, is the waitress with the beehive hair-do. Why was your current Al-TV special only an hour long? Is that all VH-1 was willing to give you? Thanks for doing it for ME! Looking forward to another 5 concerts this summer!

Andrew Geanacopoulos of Ludlow, MA asks: I thought it would be a good choice to use him as the authoritative voice on the UHF trailer. CMonkey of Spatula City, Liechtenstein asks: Seriously, how do you rationalize being a vegan and playing a gig at the Great American Rib Cook-Off? Stanley Spudski of Phoenix, AZ asks: Emily of Dayton, OH asks: Which two were they? Actually I only skipped one grade I was pulled out of second grade and placed in third , but I also started kindergarten a year early.

What do u think about Napster? I just want to know if you approve. I have very mixed feelings about it. Bill of Torrance, CA asks: Did you sing the following songs: No, no, no, and no. This is actually my biggest problem with all those mp3-download services.

A large number of the songs which are attributed to me are NOT by me at all. Andie Forslund of Houston, TX asks: So old stock footage was used to replace those movie clips. Years later we finally managed to secure the rights to use the clips, and we were able to release the original version of the video with the movie scenes intact.

Autumn Wright of Albany, OR asks: Are you all better now? Luckily it missed my cornea and I healed quickly. Parshall of Brevard, North Carolina asks: And do you have any stake in ownership? Will Dyess of Cincinnati, Ohio asks: Matt Driscoll of Fresno, CA asks: That was the great Gedde Wattanabe, playing the part of Kuni the karate instructor. Weird Alice of twenty-sevenville asks: Who was that person? When you are in the studio, what order do you usually lay the tracks down on a given song?

All other instrumental overdubs come next, and the vocals usually go on last. I just gotta know: I usually use a lyric sheet when I sing in the studio, both to help me remember the words and also to allow me to make notes and changes as I go along.

Torso Girl of Sydney, Australia asks: Mandy of Calabasas, CA asks: Rachel Merrick of Turnetr, ME asks: Elysse of Orange County, CA asks: Those were, in fact, two band members. Crazy Chris of Florence, SC asks: My wife is hearing impaired and none of your music video tapes are closed-captioned.

I want her to appreciate the lyrics also. Can you help me out? I know it starts on the second beat of 4.

Can you settle this family feud??? It starts on the second beat. I found it quite funny. Eskimo Joe of Dalhart, TX asks: I would like to ask you a personal question. Linda Shah of Vienna, VA asks: Did ya catch the Judy Tenuta t-shirt? I talked to Judy about it — she had no idea that Chris Guest was going to wear a T-shirt with her picture on it in the movie.

Joe Weatherford of Lexington, KY asks: I had Jim record a scratch guitar track first, and I sang all my vocals against it. Then when we were mixing, we just took the guitar out. Adela of Chandrapore, Indiana asks: Were you really there? Yes, I got to go to the Oscars for the very first time this year. My friend Spike from the Spike and Mike Animation Festival — three of his animated shorts were nominated had a couple extra tickets, and he was nice enough to invite me.

You may have seen me — I was the guy in the tuxedo WAY up in the second balcony. Caroll Flanery of Redding, CA asks: Since I also competed in speech tournaments in high school, I would like to know what was the highest placement you achieved and how many forensics points did you rack up? One year I made it to the State finals with my Expository speech about all the garbage they put in hot dogs and this was years before I turned vegetarian!

Scotti Brothers had the same policy. Brenda of Danvers, MA asks: Sherri Miller of Thornville, OH asks: What do you do when women throw undergarments at you while you are performing on stage? In UHF, was U62 a set or is it an actual building somewhere? The exterior was actually the building at the bottom of a radio transmitter tower somewhere in Tulsa, but the interior shots were done on a soundstage in an abandoned Tulsa shopping mall.

Bjarke Lorentsen of Aarhus, Denmark asks: I think the track is absolutely fabulous, especially the spoon-intermission. Weird Rob of Annandale, New Jersey asks: In school now I am a straight A student. What were your grades as a kid? Why are all of your songs shorter? I like to tighten up my parody arrangements as much as possible without making the songs sound unnatural. I try to shorten or eliminate instrumental breaks, cut down the repetitive choruses, and also speed everything up just a hair.

Carole of Seattle, WA asks: Since I was on the road for most of the time that the live video was being edited, tapes and mixes had to be Fed-Exed to me at various hotels — and then I sent back my notes for changes. Demento Show, and was just wondering why it never got into one of your LPs. Never got the rights? Decided it was a bit harsh?

I wrote that in , but even by when my first album came out it felt a bit dated. We called them records. Was this a reference to the Talking Heads album with a similar title? Joshua Michael Stewart of Atlanta, Georgia asks: Where does it belong? The folks that mastered the DVD messed up the chapter stops. Blair Freeman of Carbondale, IL asks: What were the lines?

The changes were pretty minor. And I think I slightly changed the very beginning of the last verse for some reason. But overall, I was very, very pleased with how closely those Internet rumors corresponded with the storyline of the finished film.

Ali Sills of Petal, Mississippi asks: So… Eddie Vedder is the lead singer of a little band called Pearl Jam. No — Jerry Springer is considered a public figure, so I have just as much right to do a song about him as I do to write a song about President Clinton or, uh… Eddie Vedder….

Fanny of Sebastian, CA asks: Dear Al, I notice you have six weeks off in your touring schedule. What do you do with your time off? Jason Bach of Gresham, OR asks: Hey Al… I was channel surfing a while back and I came across this show. You were this weird green alien-thingy wearing a suit and your head looked like a giant cabbage… in fact, I think that may have been your name….

Daelin Keller of Ukiah, CA asks: Affy, your close personal friend of Lake Charles, LA asks: Did you hurt yourself? Actually, I did hurt my neck that day, and had to see a chiropractor in Houston. Hillary Tutor of Great Falls, Montana asks: I was wondering why you wear a clown suit in the beginning of the Bedrock song.

The harlequin suit that I wear at the beginning of that song is similar to the one that used to be worn on stage by Chili Peppers lead singer Anthony Kiedis. Chris Charles of Searcy, AR asks: If I gave you my mailing address, would you send me an accordion autographed by you and all of the band members?

Big bowl of sauerkraut!! It was driving me crazy! Wocka wocka doo doo yeah. So I crawled from the twisted, burning wreckage… I crawled on my hands and knees for three full days… dragging along my big leather suitcase and my garment bag and my tenor saxophone and my twelve-pound bowling ball and my lucky, lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark snorkel.

Well, now who could that be? Yes indeed, you better believe it. And somehow in the middle of it all the phone got knocked off the hook and twenty seconds later, I heard a familiar voice, and you know what it said?

Well, to cut a long story short, he got away with my snorkel. But I made a solemn vow right then and there that I would not rest… I would not sleep for an instant… until the one-nostriled man was brought to justice. But first I decided to buy some donuts. Oh man, they were just going nuts. They were tearing me apart! You know, I think it was just about that time that a little ditty started going through my head.

I believe it went a little something like this: Her name was Zelda. She was a calligraphy enthusiast with a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches.

We were inseparable after that. Aw, we ate together, we bathed together, we even shared the same piece of mint-flavored dental floss.

Aw, the world was our burrito. So we got married and we bought us a house and had two beautiful children, Nathaniel and Superfly. Oh, we were so very, very, very happy. Hold on now, baby! Anyway, things really started looking up for me, because about a week later I finally achieved my life-long dream.

I even made Employee of the Month after I put out that grease fire with my face. Oh yeah, everybody was pretty jealous of me after that. You want me to help you with that?

How was I supposed to know that? Say, that reminds me of another amusing anecdote. Well, I knew what he meant, but just to be funny I took a big bite out of his jugular vein. Anyway, I uh… Um… where was I? Do you personally select each one to assure maximum wackiness? I personally screened a mind-numbing amount of footage in order to select just the right bits to use in my educational films.

David Ramussen of Kenyon, MN asks: I believe New Orleans is the largest U. Renee Weber of Lancaster, Calif. I owe you an apology! How much of an annoyance is it to have audience members use flash photography during your concerts? However, most theatres seem to have a strict policy against it. Bob of Simi Valley, Calif.

My girlfriend lived in the Sequoia dorm at Cal Poly in What dorm did you live in? The commercials showed active, happy people drinking coffee while E. How in the world did you end up on the Movie Lounge?!?!

Josh Boileau of Manitoba, Canada asks: It sounds close to the same. He sued Ray Parker Jr. Karla of Lindon, Utah asks: Is there a story behind it?

That confused me a lot too when I first saw it. Lindsey of Saugerties, NY asks: Who or what was on that picture?

Demento, making one of his famous cameo appearances. If memory serves, I believe the good Doctor was getting married the day we were shooting that scene!

Jerry of Haymarket, VA asks: Al, my accordion teacher says that a bass accordion is enough — what would you recommend? I was just wondering, did you go to your senior prom? Jesamy Porter of Missouri asks: Caitie of Arvada, CO asks: Did you really inhale smoke when you were shooting the video? David Guzman of Brooklyn, NY asks: Harvey was, in fact, feeling a little under the weather that day, so his pal Bob the guinea pig was nice enough to fill in for him at the last minute.

So let us in on the secret. And then as soon as the director yelled cut, the team of highly skilled micro-surgeons that we had standing by quickly attached it back on.

Luckily, we only needed to do a couple takes. Asher Doak of Marietta, OH asks: Hey Al, I was just wondering: You know how Jim usually sings harmony with you during the chorus part of your songs?

Do any of the other guys ever harmonize with you? If so, how many? Actually, on the albums I sing virtually all the harmonies myself. Jimmy Imoehl of Eagle, Wisconsin asks: Al Nennig of New London, Wisconsin asks: Ludwig Von Ruiner of Ruination asks: If and when you have children, will they also be weird?

For instance, would you name your son Weird Walter or your daughter Weird Wendy? By the way, they had asked me to perform a song on the show, but only if I could cut it down to under three minutes.

Do you have some other air intake, or way to keep fresh air in your room? I have to stay out of air conditioning and smoky rooms if I want to avoid losing my voice on the road. If my room ever gets stuffy, I can always open a window and let in some fresh air. How do you finance your music videos? Does the money come out of your own pocket, do you have a separate production company set up just for music videos, or is there some other way?

The record company pays for all expenses up front, but half of it is reimbursable through my royalties, so in essence, I pay for half the cost of my videos. There is a production company that deals with each video, and they are paid a separate fee which is part of the video budget. I even get to pay myself to direct, although half of my paycheck is in essence coming from my back pocket. How do you feel about your appearance in the recent issue of MAD? Kate Jones of Acton, MA asks: What should I do?

Well, obviously, you were adopted. The album release version was done in the studio and features the whole band. Do you collect things from each city you travel on, like shot glasses? Mitch Rabb of Pevely, MO asks: Marianne Rose of Erie, PA asks: Okay Al, I just gotta know!

I threw the basketball up into a net which was just out of frame, and a crew guy hanging from the rafters dropped another basketball straight down into the hoop. What was it like being on the Mancow show? Are you a fan of the show? The show is syndicated across about half the country and a lot of people heard you. My record company was concerned about my being on the show because apparently he has a history of ripping people apart on the air — but Mancow was great to me.

Kim of Houston, TX asks: John Hall of Derry, NH asks: Thanx, love your show! Gray of Staunton, Virginia asks: Gavin of Sydney, Australia asks: It sounded so much like the real thing that I was actually wincing! I wanted to make the Ultimate Dentist Song, so I decided to do it as authentically as possible.

I got my real dentist Dr. Schuster to come into the recording studio. He brought his actual dental drill with him as well as a real human tooth — and then he proceeded to wail away on it while the tape rolled. I even took a turn with the drill and the tooth myself. It was pretty sick. Polka Man of who knows where asks: Did you get to write a lot of it, or were there other people who wrote it?

Melissa of Northampton, MA asks: So when does Mary Kay Bergman sing in it? Originally I had Mary Kay come in to sing the whole song. Peter Mullins of Sydney, Australia asks: Lord Spank of Omaha, NE asks: David Jeffreys of Royal Oak, Michigan asks: Were the people in your Disney special your real parents?

MaraJayde of Michigan asks: Harold Waide of Dansville, NY asks: Hide in your house and watch all the fun on TV? Jack Ayer of Newnan Georgia asks: California submitted a question. He was really nice, and said he was a fan. Is it computer generated or filmed on location at some desert? That scene was really shot in the desert. I still thought it was preferable to having a pan of the desert that was just way too slow.

Alicia Slater of Ionia MI asks: Let me explain for the non-Australians: I know these are the same songs, but what is the difference between the 2? We let MuchMusic put their name on the album as part of a promotional deal we had with them at the time. Jessie Niessink of Redding, California asks: Who acted out the guy that was reading the magazine and clipping his toenails? And there will most likely be a few other subtle little changes here and there, but for the most part, it will be the same show.

Dylan Roche of Severna Park, Maryland asks: Luke Owen of Woking, Surrey, England asks: Maroon Moron of Boise Idaho asks: Are you a big fan like myself, or did you come to know the band in some other way? We started talking about how I wanted to branch out into directing videos for other artists, and then Russell mentioned that Jon Spencer was looking for a director for their next video… and things just kind of progressed from there.

I had been familiar with some of their music, but after working with them and seeing them play live, I became a real fan.

Are those my only two choices? I even met him once very briefly in — he came backstage after one of Dr. Veronica of Los Angeles, CA asks: And the musical intro is there mainly to help me sing the beginning of the song in the right key and at the right tempo. At one point we were considering doing a video for that song, and we inquired if Jerry would be in it. We sent him a rough mix of the song while we were still in the studio finishing up the album.

Julie Shilling of Verona, NJ asks: Do you just ask someone else? It was a matter of practicality and budget. They really made it sound like after that you were ready to dive headlong into a stump grinder. So exactly how big of an exaggeration is this? I know that box-office-wise it was limping, but I also know that show loves dirt…. Physical Education, no doubt.

Or, is everything so well rehearsed that you can keep a straight face? I just try not to look at him anymore. They met while they were both working at a place called Firestone Tire and Rubber. Alfred introduced them, and luckily for me, they hit it off. Gayle of NY, NY asks: Do you ever have sign language interpreters at your shows?

However, the fairs provide the interpreters, not us. Amy of Modesto, CA asks: A lot of my originals are intentionally derivative of other groups although not enough to infringe on their copyright! How in the world did you pull that off when you dressed up like that for your concert?

So, why do you wear glasses with the Fat costume at your concerts? The glasses help to hold up the Fat mask, so I need to keep wearing them for that song.

The lenses were changed to clear plastic. The live video Rocks!!!! Will you ever make a live album? Lisa Shock of Sunny Phoenix, Arizona asks: How did your family react to your decision to become a vegetarian? She always makes a nice vegetarian meal for me when I come to visit. Miguel Cruz of Saginaw, TX asks: Vicki of Phoenix, Arizona asks: Tim Burrow of Oskaloosa, Iowa asks: Christine Kossol of Monessen, PA asks: What was it like working with them?

I liked the Monkees very much — it was a fun tour. There was even a separate tour bus for each Monkee! Katie Morgan of Columbia, MO asks: Kevin of Indy asks: Hey, I finally rented Spy Hard and I loved it. Your theme song is awesome. I noticed that the lyrics in the ending credits are a little modified to fit the end of the movie. I also know that the song is on the Gump single, but is there a way for me to acquire the track with the ending credits somehow?

I just thought Hawaiian silk boxers would be a nice change of pace. Plus, they feel better and take up less room in my pants. Armando of San Juan, PR asks: Did you throw a party for your birthday and if you did, who attended it??? And where was it? It was on stage in Ottawa, Ontario, and thousands of people showed up! Neil Harrington of Ottawa Ont Canada asks: It appeared that at least the crew knew about it, but did you? Then when they presented me with the birthday cake from stage left , I thought that was it… not knowing that my tour manager was sneaking in from stage right with the deadly cream pie.

Gina in Greenbelt, MD, asks: What is it you are saying? Those are the reflection of Kino lights, which are used for lighting close-ups in quite a number of rap videos. I should have pointed it out on the show, I guess, but I was just assuming that most people know that Harvey IS a professionally-trained stunt hamster.

I always though it was Jay but my friend hears Jake. Fred Durst of L. We did that in a much different key from the original song, because Michael Jackson and I have very different vocal ranges. Diva of North Hollywood, CA asks: The educational films on AL-TV and in your concert are screamingly funny. How much footage is shot new and how much is culled from old educational films [the real kind?

Is this because it was inspired by a real-life person, or were you just in a good mood that day? Deborah Fabec of Atlanta, GA asks: Have you ever thought of recording an album under a different name the way that Garth Brooks did with his Chris Gaines album? It started out as a joke, but people have just been eating it up! Gina Asprocolas of Edison, NJ asks: I know that you have to get permission when you want to write parodies of songs but, did you have to get permission from the artists Cher, Steven Tyler… for those crazy interviews??

MTV had to get permission from the artists. Nathan Pitcher of Beverly, MA asks: The song would be wicked funny if you did! It would have been funny — but the video would also have been twice as expensive, and I would have gotten half as much airplay. So I guess I opted for practicality. By the way, for the record, the original song had six verses, and mine had four. The voice sounds way too authentic! Originally in the Saturday morning show , it was Bob Scott, but he is now retired and living in Miami.

The Artful Dodger of Ft. Reina Samuels of Washington D. Okay, now I was just listening to your new CD last night, like I do every night, and I noticed something at the end of Albuquerque. Who is that laughing in the last few seconds and was it left on the CD on purpose or was it a mistake? Drew asked if I wanted to join in on the fun the last time I attended a taping of the show, and I declined. Michael Jackson, a Jedi Knight, and a few other things….

Have you ever been to Australia? Since Running With Scissors seems to be doing so well there a top 20 album the last time I checked! What were they made out of? Kathy of The tent in the middle of nowhere, NJ asks: Sara of Colorful Colorado asks: The folks at Volcano are apparently having some quality control problems with these re-issues, and I apologize.

That accordion belonged to my Aunt Dot I guess she played a little , and they took the picture because they thought it would be an ominous foreshadowing of my future career. Carrie of Moncton, New Brunswick asks: Why was the concert in Moncton cancelled? Jay and I are big fans, and Jay especially has been waiting to see his hero since he was at least Michael Lavoie of Meriden, CT asks: Al, when are you finally going to settle down and hear the pitter, patter of little feet around the house?

Al, I was wondering, what was the strangest date you played at and why? They had a promotion where the winner got to have me come to their place of business and do a live show. As it turns out, the winner worked in a rest home. How do you and the band, as warm-climate natives, manage to survive and stay warm when touring the northern U. Tim Burrow of Osklaoosa Iowa asks: Ron has obviously carried on the family tradition.

Nadrojjio of Orangeville, Ontario asks: We performed it when we did a show in Albuquerque we pretty much had to , but then my voice was trashed for a week afterwards. Carrie of Bellingham, WA asks:

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