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Ooooh - these are great. The one that gets me, though, is, "You're so funny! I'm going to add another one. The sentence that ends in I understand if you want to let your kid cross the street alone I knew "Just sayin'" would have to be on there.

I used whatever for years, before facebook. Now it's overused and I have to find something new. I'm open to suggestions. My daughters use on other people , "That's cute I go with sounds - uh huh, hmmmm, ummm - basically anything to deter my mouth from actually forming a word because if I do it will be Fuck You. That phrase makes me nuts.

Of course it IS what it IS - what else would it be if it isn't what it is!?!? I say that and people get very confused. Our family favorite is "If you say so Not to start something I don't mean to upset you, but I say this with affection This is just awesome and I'm going to make it a goal to use at least 2 of these every day in my goings on within the cube world.

Yes, you and me both! I've been saying "whatever" for years and years. Now I sound like I'm trying to be an adolescent. As a southern expat, I'd like to refine the "Bless her heart. Rather it's a nuanced backhanded insult. Let's say the mother you don't like fixes cupcakes for a school event. You KNOW she used a mix. You state what the person did, then you offer sympathy, but it's a sympathy you'd reserve for someone from the short bus who is trying pathetically to fit into civilized society.

It is a classically southern cut - if an outsider hears it, it sounds so kindly, but it's got quite another message. Don't take this personally, but in my humble opinion everything you've written here is I totally use "whatever", because I'm for realsies a grown-up, that's why. My sister and I say, "Whatevs. Then we throw up three fingers as a W sign and flip each other off. I now have other people saying, "Whatevs.

I saw her "Don't take this the wrong way" and raised her a "This isn't anything personal People also tell me "You're so funny! So many of these made me laugh. As a Southerner borned-and-raised of a certain age, I simply cannot make "the ef word" come out of my mouth -- but I wield a mean "bless your heart. For example, "Lindsay, you look like an elephant in that grey dress" then when they see a look of hurt of shock in your face it's "I'm sorry I've always been an extremely honest person".

Being honest and being cruel are two different things. I've seen all of these and then some. I like to meet passive aggressive with a good, solid, unmistakeable, out loud "fuck you. It drives me insane.

Usually, I'm asking a valid question and they respond with "It is what it is" which is infuriating AND not a helpful answer. Love the entire list. I think my MIL has used 7 of these on me before with the exception of Namaste. Will be beating her to the punch next conversation and working that in somehow. One of my favorites is "Well that's nice.. It means "you're not smart enough for the medium or advanced versions, so we need to take down to the lowest level, for your tiny brain.

I recently got attacked by "just saying" on FB. A woman I have not seen or spoken to in over 10 years commented on a status I posted while pregnant. I mentioned the difficulty in having to settle for Mountain Dew a small can during football season instead of a nice, cold beer. I got this comment: You might want to rethink that decision. And then there's the passive-aggressive fuck you which is the Facebook de-friend and block.

Especially effective when it is your sister-in-law who blocks you. Another Southern saying that runs along the same line is "I'm going to pray for you" meaning you are so fucked up that only God can help you now. I find myself saying "yeaaahhh, ok" with a tone of skepticisim. Hows that for passive agressive?

And southern makes me think of "isn't that precious? My fuck you repetoire includes,but is not limited to: Those are all so defensive that as a defensive person I'm nearly offended. Except not, because I can take a joke. I hear these and more fly out of parents at my school all the time. And if it is that rare that you need to announce it so I brace myself? I find that a well placed "Seriously? And I also enjoy "No Disrespect" My sister in law is a transplanted Southerner, and she works in a bank.

Her favorite southern expression which is code for f-you is, "Isn't that niiiice? Talk about people I want to punch in the throat! Jeezy weeezy, my nine year old uses 'I'm just being honest'regularly, especially when she's giving her feedback on something that has happened and I've tried desperately to think about what she is really thinking and a more descriptive term to use.

But nope, I'm gonna let this play out naturally and so ready for the new direction our conversation will head: But for myself personally in the grown up part of my day I would love to say fuck you so often And I just don't come back.

If coworker finds me later I do it again,. Its not very mature I know. As in; "That casserole you brought was soggy. Yes whatever has been code here for years.

It means shut your pie hole now or this bitch is getting ugly. Any comment that starts with "with all due respect" typically contains zero respect. I finally went back to using "Fine" - works great in SO many places! It also keeps my husband guessing because he's never sure when I actually mean it and when it means the complete opposite. One I am hearing more and more that makes my brain want to explode: It's starting to feel like "just kidding" and "Just sayin" got together and had a baby.

Dying from laughing too hard!!! All you ladies - your comments - need a like button so I can like ALL of them. As in, "Hubs, you did laundry but only your clothes?! I HATE the "just sayin'" and the "just kidding! I see you got a haircut. You didn't pay for that did ya? In Texas we defiantly use" bless your heart" butt my favorite is the many variations of sweety. I love you sweety, is oh so nice however when used like this " oh sweety you really didn't wear that?

When i show this to my husband and he inevitably says "Whatever," am i allowed to use the term "passive-aggressive" in my response? But you decide", strategically placed at the end of a rant about why you should or shouldn't do something or think a certain way. Not to start something because I don't mean to upset you and don't take offense because I mean this with affection I personally dislike "I'm saying this as a friend Blunt and honest, you're an idiot and a drama queen.

On that note, "I just asked a question," or "It was a simple statement," followed by "I don't understand why you can't just have a simple conversation. To clarify, "Bless your little heart" is usually meant endearingly.


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Chivalry boils down to three things: Mercy means being conscious of your advantages, and treating other humans gently. Charity means giving without expecting anything in return. Anybody can embody these traits — woman, man, or even horse.

And as long as a sack of shit is not a good thing to be, chivalry will never die. I totally agree with how great a breakdown of chivalry this is, and how the whole concept has been twisted into a misogynistic power trip. Well, I would suggest making a censored version, but honestly, the curse words are part of what make it so awesome. Speaking of the Middle Ages and knights, a friend of mine would absolutely love to see your style of re-writing applied to something like Game of Thrones.

Interesting Links for Made from Truth and Lies. Because if you had a horse, you had to have some skill with efficiently taking out a man while on a horse too. I really feel moved by these words, especially towards the end. These words are so wonderfully true and, at the same time, so truly wonderful, I will now go contemplating life for a while. And I sure as hell will enjoy doing it! I applaud this post and would like to add one thing to the chivalric attributes list.

Courage- You must have enough conviction in your beliefs to stand for what you believe and live your life by your own code. This does not mean that you act in rash and tactless ways. There is a difference in being courageous and in being stupid. Have the courage to live by your own code of honor, but do so with wisdom and discretion. You should have enough confidence in your beliefs and your actions to be truthful. Truth is simply being honest about what you believe or know to be true and right.

Honor- You determine your own honor, or lack of honor, by staying true to your own beliefs and living according to your own code of honor. Your personal honor is determined internally by your own commitment to live up to your predetermined ethics. It is your intentions and your actions which determine your honor, not what someone else thinks.

Fidelity- The word fidelity simply means being faithful. There are many things that you can be faithful to, not all of them of honorable. Fidelity as used in the Nine Noble Virtues refers to being faithful or loyal to yourself and your beliefs, to your family, and to your friends. Self Discipline- These virtues or qualities are not perfected overnight. It takes discipline to live according to your own personal code of ethics. Hospitality- Treat others with respect and dignity. You must see other people as people who deserve to be treated with respect and courtesy.

Regardless of who they are what matters is that you treat everyone with respect and courtesy. You should treat others with hospitality not because they deserve it, but because that is how you behave towards other people. Self Reliance- Your first and foremost duty in life is to take care of yourself and your family. If you are reliant on someone else for your needs you may be put in a position of having to choose between your morals and ethics and your survival.

Industriousness- Industriousness simply means the willingness to work hard at whatever you do. If something is worth doing, do it well.

Do it with pride and do it to the best of your ability. Approach everything you do with care and attention to detail; and strive for excellence in it.

Perseverance- No one is perfect and you will make mistakes. Always keep striving or you will never reach your goals, at work, at school, or in life. If you let a few naysayers make you turn away from your goal your being dishonest with yourself and depriving yourself of what you want. If you ever get insecure about wether your brash writing style can convey meaningful, uplifting truths, reread this. Sharing this with everyone I know! I got this link off a gaming forum I frequent, and I thought it was great.

Wait, so now all the little girls with ponys are the new knights? They had better be nice to all the have-nots. What a fun idea. I raise my glass…or, well, my jar of tube cookies to you, sir. I never quite expected to see something like this here, but am I ever glad I read it. A spectacular load of self-serving bullshit. Every part of this article, delicately crafted to perfectly match the current Marxist-feminist narrative. Check your privilege, cis scum.

Chivalry by this definition has nothing to do with apologizing for privilege, but everything to do with recognizing that it exists and not abusing it. There will always be those with horses and those without.

The only difference is that this author thinks that modern day Chivalry is used for sex points, which is a hasty generalization. I think the writer needs to be able to show rationality and calm thinking, especially before trying to talk about humility because he or she does not show any. That was quite a read. Chivalry was a way for people on top to feel better about thriving in a cruel and twisted society based on feudalism.

Sure, it probably lead to individuals who shared the same philosophy to swap niceties, but it was symptomatic of the inhumane sociopathy that affected their society on the whole. This covers a lot of territory! We are a whitewashing animal. While the intent of this article is informative and the condensation of several centuries of a rather complex system is admirable, the educational value of this piece is brought down by the expletives that are sprinkled throughout.

Popular media is meant to be absorbed and digested quickly, then likely shared among peers; the expletives whittle away credibility and perpetuate the usage of these words in any level of discussion.

Expletives and emoticons should not be required when good writing is employed. You should know, people swear on the Internet. Kind of a lot. Lol the tone policing of this can go fuck itself. I see I was mistaken in being educated by this piece. I was clearly wrong to be entertained and informed.

Yes, knights and nobles were the ones who had horses. Yes, they had customs for their behavior. It was and is largely a romantic notion and a product more of poets and writers than actual aristocrats or mounted warriors. All with the apparent, i should say obvious, intention to further a specific narative and a weak attempt to redefine the meaning.

This was such a pleasant read! The chivalric code only applied to the high born…English knights would take French knights prisoner whilst raping and murdering the ordinary residents of a town…they would then treat their fellow knights with chivalry before ransoming them….

When they did that, they were NOT following the rules of chivalry. Saying that, since they did that, it must have been in the rules, would be like claiming that Geneva Convention says you should torture prisoners, because Abu Graib and Guantanamo Bay exist. Just a little link love: Chivalry is partly about having class, showing class, and a recognition of the divine feminine in interactions with women.

This article does none of that. Please elevate your language in regards to women and bring the sacred back into sacred sexuality. The language of this article is probably remarkably polite compared to how medieval mounted and armored warriors, i.

Chivalry IS dead because the historical aspects have gone away. Chivalry was a top-down system, invented by royalty, and so it mainly only cared about peasants and whatnot inasmuch as they were property of the nobility.

No, concrete people did not care about peasants and lowly soldiers while some other concrete people did. But as a set of rules, it meant you were supposed to protect the helpless and not abuse your position, among other things not rape or kill unarmed peasants because you feel like it. Whether everyone actually followed it is a whole other matter.

Friday I'm In Love - Gamerwife. Friday Links robotic telescope edition Font Folly. Married women had it a lot worse, but all in all they did have economic rights in many places. But, like you said, a married woman had little or no control over her own property, and young women had even less control over who they married or when they were married off, so there was still a definite power imbalance. Another driver of the chivalric code is the problem of within group violence when the knights are armed with weapons that decimate metaphorically and literally other members of the group.

Perhaps we can construct a chivalric code for a society with widespread sometimes mandated concealed firearms? Towns built walls not so much to keep out major siege armies, but the horde of 30 40 bikers on horseback. We could probably compare to the warlords in Somalia or tribes of Afghanistan. Our gangstas are not so very different from the roving bands of soldiers-of-fortune or unattached knights. And they are not so different from the various gangs that are fighting it out in the failed states of our current world.

Males offer their strength to other males in return for a kind of protection, forming a posse, which can then take on other posses. Feudalism has returned to the modern world wherever the rule of law has crashed. Or to the majority of modern states — just replace knights with police and soldiers armed with guns. The tax thing is still largely true, especially in those counties that balk at social security.

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