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I know a lot of guys here will act like he isn't hot, and I'm sure some of them are telling the truth, but I think he's the perfect man. Honestly just based on the way he looks I'd take him at any cock size. But I agree with you he doesn't look small in that gif. But I wonder why he was so fat before. And I'm bothered by that flesh under his eyes which made him resemble that 'Ryan Kwanten' person.

I MUCH prefer muscle with a little bit of fat, than perfect cut up instagram bodies. Those barely look human sometimes. Chris looks like the hottest guy you'd actually find on Grindr. And the perfect amount of fur. How do we know he is a Trumper? Nothing immediate comes up with a google search. Yeah, Jean getting divorced.

They both work like crazy and I never thought of them as a great match. She must have seeing the potential because he was way out of shape when they were dating.

Also, giving away a cat on Twitter does not make one Hitler. I do think he screwed around with fillers a few years ago. Something was off with his eyes. Pratt has zero connection to the alt-right. He's hot no matter what And his face is so handsome. R32, Think if he ate the animals he hunted, most here will not consider that abuse.

Not the same as the Trump fucks on their big game hunts. Op is a shitstain troll, he cleaned his cookies cause she knew her ass would be blocked for prompting this deplorable piece of shit here. He was fat for a long time before he got that part. He's said plenty of times he can't wait until his big star career is over so he can go back to being fat. The boy likes to eat. It must be hell for him to have to watch what he eats to keep looking hunky just to get work.

And everyone here knows that if Pratt swung his fat cock in your face, you'd be on your knees with your jaw disengaged in less than a second flat just like the rest of us. Now sashay your sensitive and easily-miffed ass AWAY. R34 not a troll. You are beyond tiresome. Be well gay brother. He said something about a 3 cheeseburger minimum at the table reads. Any other alt-right vocabulary you'd like to throw us while you're at it, dear Deplorable in gloves?

On his Instagram he talks about raising his own lambs to slaughter and eat. He's really unapologetic about it and I know that rubs a lot of people the wrong way. I like him, just wanted you to clrify the comment about treating a cat a certain way A lot of actors use prosthetic penises as a previous poster stated. Bugger of then R I've only said the nicest most flattering things about chris since the thread started earlier this afternoon.

If you look at that gif, the bounce in the package would indicate he was semi-hard - that was not a flop but a BOING. I eat lamb too, have no prob with it I want to hear about the accusation he mistreated a cat though now.

I was raised on a farm and we went cows, pigs and lamb to the slaughterhouse every year. Hell even Martha Stewart kills ones or two of her chickens from time to time. So he slaughters his own food? Get the fuck over it. At least he knows the true value of his meals. Meanwhile, the finger-pointing hypocrites shove burgers in their mouths, strap on their favorite leather shoes, and swap favorite chicken soup recipes, all without a single thought to the animals that made their comfortable lives possible.

I want the pussy bitch who called me queen to clarify what he said Fuckin tons of triggered cowards on DL. They ruin all the best threads by becoming less than civil. Where you hiding R43? Cat got your tongue? I don't even think you're R37 either, just triggered and unbridled. R60 I was just offended by what you said so I went for a low blow.

We should try to be civil. A lot of people still farm and raise their own animals for consumption or sale. I follow him on IG and he seems to have a good heart and lead a decent life.

I also ordered a book he recommended from his Pastor. I was skeptical of LA preachers and when the book came in the mail it was a little lightweight.

Never heard he mistreated any cat, that is why I facetiously asked if he hurt a "Pussy". Think you were so blind in your rant, you're calling me out for something I didn't say. Chris had been trying to find a good home for his pussy with a prolapsed hole. He asked for advice online. Touchy twitter heads exploded, and some loons even threatened to kill him.

He apologized for nothing wrong with grace and humor. Twitter heads were soon distracted by another shiny object. Personally, never heard anything about Chris abusing animals Defended his right to hunt, eat lamb, as do I etc Whomever said he mistreated a cat though should not remain silent either.

You brought it up R Still on Chris' side, doesn't qualify as "ABUSE" I'm not even keen on cats, but would have been disappointed if he was involved in something cruel and unusual.

Not tech savvy at all. I had no idea this threat would blow up into such hated. I should have considering how hated he is on dlisted. LOL I love that I post something asking why people think he's a deplorable because I didn't see anything on google and that makes me a "republicunt".

But that fine they would have to pay for giving the dog to another owner is outrageous. Ive never heard of anything like that.

Obviously doesn't make what they did okay, still a thoroughly shitty thing to do. Perhaps Pete The Chihuahua was a runner Dogs run away from even responsible owners I'd rather believe that. I'm not quick to judge people myself. As far as that cat is concerned, at least he didn't have it put down, he just as easily could have done that. R84 How does that make Pratt a deplorable? Deplorables worship all Aryans, thats not their fault, just a result of their genetics. Has Pratt said or done something himself?

They worship Taylor Swift too, who has never said a word about Trump or politics even, because she is white and blond. Makes me worry about the future and this polarization and what it will bring. Can we not just talk about a hot guy anymore? R87, obviously you've never had to contend with a geriatric pet that is incontinent I had to once, and we decided to put the cat down.

This thread has been hijacked by weird fucking people. I read the Marie Claire article against my better judgement. He said he's sick of everything in this country being blue state vs red state, etc, right vs left Thread is about whether or not he's hung, not about his bloody voting history! I don't care if he's a Trump-loving deplorable or not. In my fantasies, we're not spending our time discussing nuclear proliferation, monetary policy, the border wall, or the welfare state.


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Are you a for-real couple, or just friends with benefits, or a situationship? Timing is huge, here. Have your DTR too early and you risk scaring the other person away; too late and you might discover they've been casually dating around the whole time, assuming it wasn't serious.

There's no great mystery here — DTR simply stands for "define the relationship. There are other sex emojis — the peach a luscious butt and the water drops either wetness or ejaculate, depending on your tastes , notably — but the eggplant emoji is doubtless the most suggestive.

Well, peach and water drops are actually used in other contexts. But when was the last time you needed to use a damn eggplant emoji to signify eggplant? People just noticed that the eggplant emoji was phallic-looking. The rest is history.

Man, I'd love to see his eggplant emoji, if you know what I mean. An emergency call is a fakeout that allows you to politely get out of a particularly bad date. If you can tell the night's going to be a trainwreck from the earliest moments and you often can but you're genuinely afraid of insulting the stranger you're sitting across from, a fake emergency call from a friend saying "Your brother's in the hospital" or "Your cat just died" early on in the evening can be a real lifesaver.

What a nightmare date that was. This is the dating version of the one-way fire door — on rare occasions, someone will come out of their shell to contact you, but won't respond if you attempt to get in touch. It's a setup that only works in deeply unequal situations — if you're getting firedoored, you're constantly feeling frustrated and only occasionally satisfied. If this is happening to you, get out and close the door behind you. There are tons of people out there who won't do this to you!

A fire door is a one-way door — it allows you to exit on rare occasions but never allows anyone to enter. Friends with benefits is the relatively classy way of saying you know someone and care about them and are regularly engaging in sexual acts with them, but not within the context of a relationship.

It implies a certain looseness of arrangement. You probably don't see each other as often as a real couple; don't tell each other all the details of your lives; don't put each other down on emergency contact forms or mention each other on social media profiles.

That doesn't mean you're cold, unfeeling robots; it just means a relationship isn't exactly what you want. Is this a relationship? Or are we just friends? Yes, arguably, they're pretty similar. At the same time, though, the use of the F-word in one of the terms compared to the very euphemistic "benefits" denotes a very different sexual ethos.

One is classy, old world, and stuffy; the other is crass, lewd and very present. So, arguably, one is for the type of people who are ashamed of such a sexual arrangement, and one is for people who aren't. Or maybe how you describe your setup depends more on who's asking. We've been seeing each other a lot This term is one of the more flexible on the list, but, generally speaking, someone who identifies as gay is exclusively attracted to, or exclusively dates, or exclusively has sex with, people who are the same gender as themselves — but it's a term that's been reclaimed by many across the spectrum of sexuality — so if you see a queer woman proclaim she's gay despite dating men too, it's not necessarily the contradiction you think it is.

You do know I'm gay, right? Can be applied to people who feel outside the gender binary, or it can be applied to persons who feel that their gender isn't fixed, but variable — changing from day to day. Unlike nonbinary persons, a genderfluid person might identify as male and female, on different days, whereas a nonbinary person will usually identify as neither male nor female.

Someone's gender identity has nothing to do with whom they're attracted to, or what they look like on the outside, or what physical sex they were born as. Gender is a mental conception of the self, so a genderfluid person can present as any gender or appearance, based on how that term feels for them.

Gender, as in, your gender. Fluid, as in flowing, non-stable, movable, changeable. I need to ask her about this chem assignment. Ghosting is when you disappear out of someone's life because you're no longer interested in them, instead of telling them directly.

It's more abrupt than breadcrumbing: You know the disappearing act ghosts are known for? That, but it's your crush instead of a poltergeist. I think I'm just gonna ghost her. The traditional one-night stand involves meeting a sexually-attractive stranger and taking them home for a night of unattached sex: Well, the half-night stand cuts out the staying over part: A half-night stand is 50 per cent of a one-night stand — get it?

I guess I've had a half-night stand now! Haunting occurs when you think you have finished things with a date that didn't work out — or even a serious relationship — but then you notice signs that your ex is lurking your social media feeds, eg.

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Most incel problems could be sorted out by putting in minimal effort into looking better and having more positive interactions with women, but that's none of our business. Incel's slightly less embarrassing cousin is volcel — the voluntarily celibate.

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Well, we met IRL, and she was definitely kittenfishing. LGBTQ stands for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, and queer or questioning , and its an acronym that's used to include the whole of a bunch of different communities of people whose sexualities or gender identities place them outside of the mainstream both historically and today.

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This one's really not cute: Like its literal counterpart, a love bomb is awesome and spectacular at first, but ultimately very destructive. I guess he love bombed me. Microcheating is a form of infidelity that stops short of the full-blown, overt cheating that occurs when a person sleeps with someone else behind their partner's back, but is low-level, cumulative dishonesty and infidelity that is intolerable in a committed relationship.

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