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Sign up for our newsletters Subscribe. I'm off this week. Some newer readers might've missed this column when it originally appeared—some of you who were still in grade school, diapers, or amniotic sacs back in —so I'm rerunning it now because I still get questions about "gerbiling" on a daily basis. QWe were having a little office debate about "gerbiling. Do all gay men do this? Does the animal get shoved up the anus with a toilet paper roll only to suffocate seconds later?

Is it the scratching or the act of killing an animal that gets people off? Can't this cause serious damage? AEvery day, my mail contains at least three questions about "gerbiling. Clip and save this column, for I will never discuss gerbils again. To begin, I would like to make a controversial statement:. This statement is not controversial for the reasons one would hope: That would be uncalled for, because no one would suspect her of concealing a hedgehog.

But being a gay man or Richard Gere in America means always having to reassure people that you don't have a gerbil in your ass—at dinner parties, during family reunions, at funerals, on CNN, at passport control, wherever! For while gay men and, I assume, Richard Gere don't put gerbils in their asses, not a day goes by that someone—usually a straight year-old boy—doesn't try to shove one in, figuratively speaking. Hundreds of thousands of men and women in this country, my fellow Americans, leave high school convinced that gay men put gerbils in their asses on a semiregular basis.

Unlike the denial of our hypothetical dinner party guest—the woman innocent of stuffing hedgehogs into her vagina—my denial of stuffing gerbils is necessitated by the accusation. If it were widely believed that women stuffed hedgehogs into their vaginas, then women would have to deny "hedgehogging.

Gerbil stuffing is a sexual practice that straight teenage boys in general, and Howard Stern in particular, suspect gay men in general, and Richard Gere who is not gay in particular, of engaging in.

It works like this: Hold a gerbil in your left hand. Using pliers with your right hand, rip off the gerbil's lower jaw. With the blunt side of the pliers, knock out the teeth in its upper jaw. Pull all four of its legs off. Take a paper towel roll, grease it up, and insert it into your rectum.

Tie a string to the gerbil's tail. Nudge the gerbil into the outside end of the paper towel roll. If for no other reason than to get away from the person who knocked its teeth out, the gerbil leglessly scampers up the wet paper towel roll. When the gerbil drops into the anal cavity, remove the wet paper towel roll, leaving the string you've tied to the gerbil's tail hanging out of your ass. The gerbil, now trapped inside your anal cavity, thrashes around, desperate for air. It is this thrashing that provides pleasurable sensations.

Once the gerbil is dead, remove it by pulling on the string. The type of straight person who believes that gay men engage in "gerbiling" is likely to believe other gay stereotypes: Yet the same person who believes gay men are prim sissies also believes we're capable of holding a struggling rodent in one hand while ripping its lower jaw off with the other, and then tearing its legs off think of the mess!

This is known as cognitive dissonance: There is nothing intrinsically "gay" about gerbil stuffing. You don't need two penises—you don't actually need penises at all—or an original Broadway cast recording.

All you need is one doomed gerbil and one willing butt hole and pliers, lube, tubes, and string. Some straight people have a peculiar need to believe certain sex acts—usually disgusting ones—are practiced only by gay men, despite evidence to the contrary. Straight people can and do fist. I have a file of heterosexual fisting photos, anal and vaginal, that I've pulled off the Internet; I keep them on my desktop to prove to family and friends that, yes indeed, straight people fist.

This curious impulse to credit gay men with sex acts that anyone can perform extends to sex acts straight people themselves are the primary practitioners of. Child rape, for instance. Inserting a wet paper towel roll into your ass is simply not possible, as anyone who's ever put anything in their ass can tell you.

Now, I feel I can write with some authority that no one has ever actually stuffed a gerbil up their butt, perhaps with more authority than I can write that God and angels do not exist. I've had conversations with hundreds of outrageously kinky people, gay and straight, who've told me the craziest shit: I once chatted for an hour with a guy who married his horse. He was deeply offended when I asked if his horse was a he horse or a she horse.

Both in my professional and personal life, thousands of guys have freely admitted to doing the most out-there, dangerous, risky, stupid, kinky stuff.

But not once in all these years has anyone ever told me that he, or anyone he knows, or anyone anyone he knows knows, has ever put a gerbil in his ass. Like the doomed gerbils themselves, this story has no legs. It is an urban legend. But you don't have to take my word for it: If gay men and Richard Gere stuffed gerbils in their butts, well, then the pet stores that serve the gay and Richard Gere communities would stock gerbils, right?

I mean, everything else that a perverse gay man needs is available in your average gay neighborhood, from poppers to butt plugs to bullwhips to sofa sectionals. So if we stuff gerbils up our butts, then pet stores in, say, California must do a bang-up gerbil business. In San Francisco's Castro neighborhood, gay ground zero, the pet store Petpourri, "where professionals answer your every question," sells only pet supplies—no gerbils—and it doesn't stock paper towel tubes or pliers, either.

Animal Farm in West Hollywood, also a very gay place, sells only dogs and cats which wouldn't fit up anyone's butt, not even Richard Gere's.

And guess what I learned while looking into this? Not only do pet stores in California not sell gerbils, but it's actually illegal for them to do so. Gerbils were once a desert mammal, and the state was concerned that gerbils could escape and establish themselves in the wild.

It is a form of animal control. Download the Savage Lovecast every Tuesday at thestranger. Showing 1- 14 of Switch to the mobile version of this page. Has anybody ever stuffed a gerbil up his ass? The gay sex myth debunked Courtesy of Photos. To begin, I would like to make a controversial statement: I have never had a gerbil in my ass. Showing 1- 14 of 14 Add a comment. Subscribe to this thread:. More by Dan Savage.

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