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Some of these jokes are in bad taste. A few are obscene. But we're talking about lawyers Some of the jokes on this site may not be suitable for children.

What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention? What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of ? What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50 A: What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer? Accountants know they're boring. Why did God invent lawyers? So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on. What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle? The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside. What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight. What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer? A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer. What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer? One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life. What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline. What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood. How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer? She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.

How does an attorney sleep? First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company. What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement? What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead. What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture? The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles. What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer? One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect. What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo? The lawyer charges more. What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead. What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? There are some things even a blonde won't do. Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service. What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass. Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers? New Jersey got to pick first. What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk. What is the definition of a shame as in "that's a shame"? When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? An offer you can't understand. What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo? A gigolo only screws one person at a time. What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? A vampire only sucks blood at night. Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins. What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster? When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? Hell, you need just to lobby for the research grant. If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle. What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention? Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt? Because deep down, they're really good people. Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons? If one side has one, the other side has to get one.

Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever. What do lawyers and sperm have in common? One in 3,, has a chance of becoming a human being.

The Penalty for laughing in court is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence. Lawyers occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened. Lorenzo Dow, a 19th century evangelist, was on a preaching tour when he came to a small town one cold winter night. At the local general store he saw the town's lawyers gathered around the potbellied stove. Dow told the men about a recent vision in which he had been given a tour of hell, much like the traveler in Dante's Inferno.

One of the lawyers asked what he had seen. Sometimes a man who deserves to be looked down upon because he is a fool is despised only because he is a lawyer. A fox may steal your hens, Sir, A whore your health and pence, Sir, Your daughter rob your chest, Sir, Your wife may steal your rest, Sir, A thief your goods and plate. But this is all but picking, With rest, pence, chest and chicken; It ever was decreed, Sir, If lawyer's hand is fee'd, Sir, He steals your whole estate.

I would be loath to speak ill of any person who I do not know deserves it, but I am afraid he is an attorney. A Dublin lawyer died in poverty and many barristers of the city subscribed to a fund for his funeral. The Lord Chief Justice of Orbury was asked to donate a shilling.

Here's a guinea; go and bury 20 more of them. A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.

Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior. Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand. An elderly spinster called the lawyer's office and told the receptionist she wanted to see the lawyer about having a will prepared.

The receptionist suggested they set up an appointment for a convenient time for the spinster to come into the office.


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